There was once, I hung out with a guy named Clarence, and he was the most cunning person you could have ever met, he lied, cheated, swindled, and backstabbed through his way in school. Me and Clarence, well one day we nicked this Portable Bunsen burner from the science lab, and we took it home, and we took all his neighbors shoes, (Since he hated them) and burned them all,just outside his flat, at the staircase. It made a hell lot of black smoke. Then a police car came by, and then the cops inside saw all that black smoke and questioned us, and well since we smelt of smoke, Clarence lied and said we were trying to put out the fire.The cops didnt believe us.
It was the final day of confirmation at the catholic church, and my dumbass friends apparently that it was a good idea to tell the girl who I liked (at that time) that I liked her behind my back, and unfortunately(for me), that day I had brought my sister along for the party, (since she was practically begging to go, and I had brought her since she promised not to make any trouble.) and my friends told her to go do it, and the blinking idiot she was, also that it would be fun. While my friends were all guffawing at the after effects of what she had done, my sister that it would be so much more fun to throw a drink packet at me like a baseball, and it hit me squarely in the eye, which caused me pain for a week and a lifelong regret that I had ever brought her.Well the girl never did talk to me again.. but ah well.. que sera sera…
dengli said,
November 24, 2006 at 12:23 pm
i think the first one is false..how do u light a bunsen burner at home? you have the gas pipe thingy?
Blackmask said,
November 25, 2006 at 7:14 pm
Hehs.. ok lah…lol.. i edited it already so its more clear.. well its one of those portable ones with the blue cylinder of gas at the bottom..
snake9 said,
November 26, 2006 at 6:15 am
first one false….other one…true
misterryan said,
November 27, 2006 at 7:12 am
First one’s a lie. The story is just way too big. Maybe a shoe. But ALLLL the shoes, and the fire, and the police, and the smoke. From a tiny flame bunsen burner? I’m with Dengli.
fergus66 said,
November 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Hmm. I actually considered the first story to have the possibility of being true but i’ll go with story two as the true one. It seem’s more likely to have happened. Two little fire starters, would have been cool if it were real though.
kinkyqing said,
November 27, 2006 at 4:32 pm
I would agree that the first one’s false too. Apart from what the others had analysed, I would think that the story lacks the involvement of your yourself. Instead the focus is placed on Clarence (eg: the description of his character), it wasn’t a personal story. It seems like the usual invention of extreme characters in a story.
letmetellyouastory said,
November 27, 2006 at 4:43 pm
haha. they’re both very interesting stories gwyn! can imagine you doing those things. but imagining story 2 looked more realistic. so i pick story 2 as true.
Caleb said,
November 28, 2006 at 3:04 am
First one’s false! Don’t lie, you evil clarence-maker.
gdine said,
November 28, 2006 at 3:53 am
Story 2 is trueeeeeeee !
bobdagreat said,
November 28, 2006 at 4:48 am
Story 1…what interesting friends you’ve got…
Story 2 is SO gwyn…haha…..so i pick Story 2!!!…nice job ur sister did btw =D
derelictz said,
November 28, 2006 at 5:53 am
haha… i agree with the rest. story 1 is false! story 2 should be true because i believe that happened! had a good laugh at both stories! you really let your imagination run wild for story 1!